This way please, we'll go to the next room.
There was a painting by Trouillebeut called "Harem's Servant"
It was stolen a few weeks ago.
That's why our director is so upset.
He is waiting here everyday.
Hoping there will be miracle.
The painting will re-appear.
Please follow me to another room.
Do you like this painting?
No, thanks!
Good.
Miss, are you alright?
Does it hurt? Please sit down.
No Miss, you can't sit on this box.
There's a very valuable painting inside.
MonaLisa?
No, it's not, it's a Modigliani portrait.
Please sit elsewhere, or I'll get into trouble.
Miss here, your shoe is fixed.
There's a very valuable painting.
Miss please, I'm serious.
Thanks!
Bye.
GiGi. Good morning. Thanks!
Today's perfume is fantastic!
I almost used the whole bottle.
I'll buy you another at Lafayette!
Give me a dimsum first.
Hurry up, time is running out. What's the hurry?
Don't interrupt me.
I'm in no hurry, it's not dark yet.
GiGi!
You're just a loafer.
France is the best place for you. Yeah!
Especially French women.
Yeah! Yeah!
Do you know what that is?
Of course! It's naughty Dame!
Of course not! It's Notre-Dame.
I really want to get married there.
With those little boys and girls along the aisle.
Throwing morning glories. Morning glories?
Close the door, let's go.
Do you know me? No.
My name is James, thanks.
I'm a notorious thief, read tomorrow papers.
Look at that car!
Hey! Did you see what they're doing there?
Youngsters these days do anything they want.
Step on the gas, get closer, take it.
Hey, be a pal and help me out? Remember, the perfume!
Don't forget to drive in low gear when you collect me.
Don't forget. Sure...
Go away.
I don't smell a thing, how come?
Jeez, the perfume stinks.
More than a horse's shit! Oh, the perfume must be expired.
Hey, what's going on up there?
Hey, Joe is coming.
Let's go get him, come on.
Hey, over here, hurry. Hey, over here.
Slow down.
Almost there.
Low gear, stupid broad.
Do you get him? I got him, I got him.
Slow down, slow down.
Well? Hey, stop, stop the car.
You goddamn stupid broad.
Joe, you alright, are you hurt? painful?
Yeah, does it hurt?
Alright enough. Well?
How many times did I tell? Don'tjust drive in low gear.
Sometimes use the first gear, sometimes the second.
You never do what I tell you!
You're a brainless bimbo.
I never know how you want it. I want it off.
Where are you going? Water the plant.
Pardon, excuse me please.
Hey, you said never start the car in which gear?
Drive! Well drive!
Bye-bye.
You two will regret this.
Go on, leave, I hope you get what you desire.
Mr. Chu, do you know
some of our famous paintings have been stolen lately,
we of course welcome those who come all over the world
to appreciate our art,
butjust hope they don't take them away from us.
We've done some investigations,
and we suspect that the thieves are Chinese,
from an underground painting collector.
You three remember, I raised you.
I fed you, clothed you. Now you got to listen to me.
From now on.
I'll teach you how to make a living.
Joe, I'll teach you to be sharp of eye and quick of hand.
I'm now in a bus, come here.
What's the matter? You crazy?
Nothing, the bus is moving.
Go over there.
Goddamn it!
You'll never learn, you doesn't worth anything.
You're crying all the time. Brings me bad luck.
No food for you.
Cherie, let's eat.
I stained my pants because ofyou.
I stole food for you. Eat.
Go on, eat. OK.
You must be hungry, eat up.
We hope that the Hong Kong police will cooperate
with the French lnvestigators in stopping this crime.
Cherie, you be the beggar.
Me again? Go on...
Go over there. OK.
Uncle, can you give me some bread please.
I haven't eaten in days, please.
Go away, beggar. Don't bother me.
Please don't, please. Go away.
Hey, you hit me.
It's not me... Go
You still deny it?
Really, it's not me. Let's get out of here.
You stole my bread.
Hey, let's split.
You're so young, who taught you to steal?
Stop! Cherie, run!
You still want to run? Cherie, come on.
Those three kids stole my bread, get them.
Lady, slow down, no one will take your bread away.
We'll keep a look out.
Lady, is it good? Very good.
Take your time, have more.
Hold it, come back. It hurts.
What do you want? I didn't do anything.
Don't catch them. We didn't do anything.
Don't worry, I won't arrest you.
Well? You must be starving. Yeah.
It's getting cold, get some clothes.
Thank you, papa.
When did I become your papa?
Whenever you gave us food.
You're the only one who has been nice to us.
You're not so bad yourselves.
Ever think of becoming policemen?
Talk about it later.
Don't have to be a policeman to help people.
That's right, papa.
Whenever you're in trouble, come to me.
Don't ever steal again.
How come the painter chose this lady as model?
She looks like having a sprained neck.
James, come and try the soup.
It's been boiling for 4 hours.
Well?
Why does it taste like canned soup?
Go to hell.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to dear Cherie.
Happy birthday to you.
Congratulations, you look gorgeous. Thanks!
Today's my birthday, you do what I say.
Your birthday doesn't mean you're the boss.
After this glass of champagne, we stop stealing.
All agreed?
Hey, blow out the candles.
Hurry up.
Hey hey, make a wish first.
Go on, go.
OK, I hope after we retire, we can live in peace.
Look! That's enough, blow out the candles!
Hehe, Snow White, Snow White!
Let me help you.
Hey, you're going too far.
When I make a take, I go all the way.
Make her feel better.
Hey, that includes you too.
Come on, she listens to you. This is embarrassing.
Cherie, Cherie my love.
Are you really mad at me?
Look, my Cherie Amour.
Oval face, slim upper body
No need to mention the lower part
I know that you like these words.
You'll have many children with your love
Come... Cherie!
Ifyou want a romantic love, I'll give you one
Ifyou like watching films, I'll go with you
Ifyou want to be a star, I'll make you one
Many friends of mine are directors
Don't be afraid, sit here
We can act right now for James is here to be our audience
Let's act as lovers. I love you, babe
Let's fall in love together. Let's die together
You're my true loved one
Ah, I'm drowning.
How dare you kick me?
It's not me, something hit my leg.
Get me out of here. Come on.
I'm freezing.
Let's go, come on. It's you. You trick me.
You play tricks on me with others! Don't run.
Joe, where do you want to be
when you get old?
Anywhere is fine with me.
But, how about you?
Oh, I first want to live in peace and quiet.
Iran is peaceful.
Heaven is pretty peaceful too.
Assholes.
We're always on the move. We should try to find a place to settle down.
Yeah but that's not the point.
The Universe is endless, the Brave are always searching.
For some happiness, however fleeting it may be.
Actually I miss Hong Kong. I miss wonton noodles.
And Yuen Long Cakes, Shen Zheng roast goose, Causeway Bay seafood.
Sheung Wan's egg cakes. Also Stanley's jeans.
Yes, Queen's Rd East, Queen's Rd West.
Isn't it gorgeous here? Yes.
Let's check it out.
Brigitte Bardot, Gina Lollobrigida.
What are you yelling at?
I just want to check ifthose two women were here.
What are you saying?
Didn't you see the paper?
They said they always sunbathe here.
I want their autograph.
How can they have pens ifthey're naked?
Let's go, DOM. I have one!
Hi!
How are you?
Hello Cherie. Hello.
Joe, James, welcome. How are you?
Ah, how come?
How much?
Half a million.
Too expensive, the painting is only worth 400,000.
He said it's too expensive, 400,000.
Tell him he's a motherfucker.
What is he saying? Go on.
I want to ask you "Where's your mother?"
I want to say hello to her.
She's fine, thank you very much.
You are welcome.
Tell him, not a penny less.
Half a million, no discount.
OK, it's a deal.
Half a million, he agreed. Great.
Steal this painting for me, I gave you 2 million.
Please translate. Thank you.
He offered you 2 million to steal a painting.
2 million?
But you both promised not to steal any more.
Did I say that? I don't remember saying that.
You can't break your promise.
This painting is in a castle in Nice.
There's also a love story attached to it.
The lady in the painting was the painter's lover.
The painter died soon after finishing the painting
and it's haunted by his soul.
Any self-respecting thief would be proud to steal it,
but it's never left the castle.
Whoever manages it will be famous. For you it's a challenge.
Such a long speech, what did he say?
I don't want to tell you.
Tell me.
Tell us.
He said this painting is evil, whoever steals it will die.
So what do we do?
Well?
Do it.
Do it?
Do it...
Sorry, we've already retired.
Is that true?
He asked ifyou're sure you can do it.
Sure, Yeah...
OK, forget it, I'm really sorry.
He said we can go now.
Hey, what about the deposit?
They will contact us.
Hey, let's have a drink first. Why didn't you tell him?
Bye. I'll kiss you next time. Please shave.
Thanks, bye.
It's working.
A call from Hong Kong, sir. Thanks
Hello, Mr. Chow!
Hello, Mr. Burton, any problem? No problem, just do it.
Very good.
Cherie, did you see James?
I don't know where he went.
His "work" tools have disappeared too, do you think...
Shit!
Please don't go.
He can't do a thing without me.
He'll be fine.
I'm afraid he'll get into trouble.
I knew you'd do this.
You two better come back safe and sound.
I'm going, you go pack up.
Remember tomorrow morning 9 o'clock. Wait for me at Cannes airport.
Book 3 tickets, 3 tickets, OK!
And then what?
Promise me this will be the last time.
You're such a pain!
What are you doing here?
It takes two to tango.
Hey, it's too quiet, must be traps.
Yeah, like lots oftrap-wires and arrows.
Let's check it out.
Nothing.
Here's the stone gate, wonder where is the switch?
For sure it's well hidden.
What are you saying?
I don't believe it! They hid this precious painting here?
These are all cheap wines!
The hidden must be the most obvious.
Hey, how come it's so long?
Let's go!
It's you.
Hey, did you see that?
Damn, which one?
Hey, it moved by itself.
It goes back. Hurry up.
What is it?
What are you doing?
May not be laser beams but electricity, yes!
God, so windy.
It's for effect!
Come on.
Be careful.
Here. Come on.
OK.
Hey, careful, want me to die?
How come you're so heavy?
I eat a lot. Pull me up.
I said pull me up, not down. Want me to die?
Hold tight. Come on.
Pull me up.
Don't fart. Swing harder.
Harder.
Did you get it? Almost.
Did you touch it?
Yeah, harder.
Almost got it.
Got it.
Ready. OK.
Go. Let's go.
Hey. Do you still want your shoes?
We made it, It's the real thing.
My blood is all going to my head.
How come she is staring at me?
It's your lamp's reflection.
Right.
What are you doing?
Come help me.
OK.
Hurry.
Come on.
It's quiet here, let's go.
Looks like a trap to me.
Strange, so quiet, how could that be?
Wait and see.
OK, here's to our friendship.
There's no need for words.
No, I mean that wine is made up of preserved grapes.
Everyone is drunk, I alone am lucid.
Wow, Surat guy (Superior intellect)
Hey, over here! I see it.
Come on.
I'll check it for you.
You better! Of course.
Hey, watch your ass. I got a big one.
There's one more.
Easyjob, cheers.
Cheers.
How old are you?
You should be older.
See who's better?
Come on...
Hurry up. Alright.
Get them, don't let them escape.
Quick get in.
You alright?
Lucky the bullet isn't in too deep.
Raise your arm.
Higher.
Move your finger, make a fist.
No big deal, you'll make it.
I warned you not to try it alone.
You had to try, look at you now.
I didn't do it for the French man.
Don't be so superior, you're no artist.
I know that.
I did it for Cherie.
Ifyou did it for Cherie, you did it for yourself.
Ifyou did it for yourself, you did it for me.
Ifyou did it for me, you did it for us all.
What are you talking about?
You treat friends better than the woman you love.
No, I treat them both the same.
Same? Say what? Are you sure?
You're saying I'm not.
You treat her like an object.
Sometimes good, sometimes bad.
You call that treating her right?
Do you know I'm jealous ofyou?
Did you ever think of her?
Did you?
Ifyou think of someone else, you lose yourself.
You both know how I am.
I like to be footloose and carefree.
Who says I'll spend the rest of my life with her?
If I like a flower, I don't have to pick it.
If I like the wind, I don't need to bag it.
If I like a cloud I don't need to hold it.
If I like the sea, I don't...
What are you talking about? I am talking about humans.
What's that about wind, flowers, clouds...
I was talking about women.
Women need to be loved, and cared for
I know after marriage, no more freedom of Democracy.
All I want are... flings!
Did you ever hear that?
A fling is not forever.
Hey, do you know you're bleeding?
Do you know you're wounded?
So what? Are you finished?
Well? That's it.
Really?
Are you feeling better?
Ifyou're alright, let's go. Cherie's waiting at the airport.
Kill them, get the painting whatever it takes.
James, take the painting, don't wait for me.
Tell Cherie I'll look for her.
I'll hold them off, go to the airport.
OK.
Boss, we'll get them at the pier.
Damn it!
James.
Damn you.
James.
Did you do it? Where's Joe? Where is he?
James, look at me, what happened?
Huh, what 's this?
We had some problems.
I'll go look for him. No, he's dead.
Let's go.
I want to find him. Come on.
Beautiful... This is art.
Your money.
We're two of a kind.
We both love the money, good work.
Thanks.
Would you like to see the Hong Kong by night?
Sure, sure.
Yeah!
Someone will show you around.
Yeah! My pleasure
I heard that the crime problem in H.K. is very serious.
Dad, dad!
Joe, you are still alive.
Your leg...
I am lucky, the explosion hasn't ended my life.
It's all dad's fault, it must be the French man.
I'll get him.
Your brother used to be the best in his field.
Joe, come and ski with me some time.
Ifyou still can.
Dad, I hope you'll think of me
for old times sake.
I'm useless now.
Think of me as charity, give me a boost.
Joe, you know dad is pained
to see you like this.
But how do you want me to help you out?
Joe, are you OK? Son, are you alright?
You bastard, I'll sue you.
Hey, don't talk nonsense.
Ifyou must sue, sue the staircase, it's what hurt you.
What?
Stop yelling.
He's got nothing to do with it, it's my fault.
You're still protecting him?
Buy him a new wheelchair.
I'm leaving.
Hey, how can you eat so much?
So you can cook for yourself when I'm not there.
Kick them over there.
Come on, help.
This is embarrassing. Never mind them.
Let's go.
Hey, I'm busy, you go back first!
Hurry back, I'll cook for you.
Do you have money? Yeah
Hi. James, Cherie.
Dad.
Hey, what happened to your hand?
Oh, nothing really.
Cherie, why are you so thin? Not really.
Doesn't James feed you well? Of course he does.
James, you said you wanted to pay me back.
What do you mean?
Steal me that painting. What painting?
Come on, follow me, come on.
How come the painting is here?
You don't need to know.
It disappeared for 2 years, the price tripled.
If it stayed losing 2 more years, how much will it be worth then?
I'll take it to the auction later.
With Joe, it would be easy.
Pity he lost his legs.
Doesn't he die?
James saw him, didn't he mention it?
Papa.
Somebody's looking for me? Outside?
Joe.
How are you?
You used to travel a lot, do you miss it?
Nothing's different.
I still travel, but around here.
My trips are smaller, quieter.
But it's a lot more peaceful.
I'll take you around.
Never mind, my legs don't feel a thing.
Come on.
This is where I work, in front is my observatory.
This is my latest computer.
Whenever I can I play computer games.
This is my guest room.
This is my newest painting, I call it "Bud's Paradise".
This is my newest partner, Bobo.
Bobo, say Hello.
This wall painting took me 3 months, do you like it?
I still exercise a lot.
This side is my Botanical Garden. The other side is my zoo.
All the birds are from South Africa.
The one sitting there looking serious is my benefactor.
He's like a father to me.
Bye.
Come on, I'll show you the kitchen.
No need, I just came to ask you a favor.
What is it?
I want you to help James.
What's wrong with James?
He promised Dad.
He would steal him the painting again.
I'm afraid he'll get into trouble again.
Please help him.
You two always work together.
I want to help,
but does he want to be helped?
I knew you would, I'm leaving.
Bye...
Cherie. Mou Amour. Come on, Cherie Mou Amour.
He's depressed, his girl friend eloped with a vulture.
He almost killed himself.
You haven't changed at all.
Bobo, ifyou want to sleep, then go to sleep.
I'm heart-broken, don't you know?
Sold for 1.5 million.
Mr. Hamupton, for 1.5 million.
Gets this Ming bottle.
Congratulations.
OK! Now we have Tang Camel Statue. On p.15, no.6.
The auction's proceeds
go to the HK Handicapped Association
I hope you'll all contribute. Starting price, 500 thousand.
OK, no long faces, this is for charity.
Sir, you can only enter on invitation.
Really? Sorry I didn't know.
Good, 600 thousand, 700 thousand.
now 700 thousand, 700 thousand... who says more?
Mr. Chow, your painting is popular, it'll sell well.
I know, but is your security safe?
I have bought an insurance.
Of course, your painting is safe with us. Excuse me
Alright, who give more than 1.1 million?
Anyone, anyone?
1.2 million, 1.3 million...
Alright, 1.4 million once,
1.4 million twice...
On the far side ofthe room,
something wonderful. 1.5 million
Who says more, 1.5 million,
1.5 million. OK. 1.6 million... come on...
Keep on, 1.6 million, 1.7 million... come on.
1.7 million, alright.
You're not a useless handicapped,
I'm impressed. Can you guys do any better?
Dad, you're just pretending to be charitable.
1.8 million, 1.8 million.
Do you think they know
you're such a hypocrite?
Good, Mr. Chow now bids 2.1 million.
Are you doing this to buy respectability?
You know every time you bid, I lose 200 thousand?
2.2 million, 2.3 million.
I don't agree.
I helped you make so much money,
now I'm helping you to spend it.
The guy in the wheelchair now bids 2.4 million.
2.5 million, 2.5 million, come on.
Bid again, you'll lose your arms.
Oh, yes... Mr. Chow ups the bid to 2.7.
Any more than 2.7, 2.7 million.
Knock for the first time, knock for the second time.
Sold for 2.7 million.
On behalf ofthe H.K. Handicapped Association.
Thank you Mr. Chow, oh, right!
Sorry, I did it on purpose.
What do you want?
Guards, help me.
Calm down.
Clean this mess up.
Have the cleaning ladies picked up these worthless ceramic pieces.
Hey, careful, you can't afford these.
Sorry, this entrance is forbidden.
Sorry.
Please sir, put on your ID badge.
Sure, sorry I forget.
Sir, it is all right... calm down.
Check it out.
Lead all the people out of here.
What happened...
An explosion there, "BANG".
Get the fire extinguisher, be quick.
Turn offthe mains. Be quick.
Follow me!
Brother, you made dad furious.
Don't play here,
this place is not for playing.
This is my turf, scram.
If not, you can't even sit on a wheel chair.
Don't forget!
You look.
The auction house vault
has more than 10 security systems.
Even ifyou get to the vault, it may not open.
We may have to bring the whole computer inside.
No, we just need good communications.
Hey, what are you two talking about? James, do you need me?
Papa.
You're going to steal again?
We're playing computer games.
Well, I hope you two will stick to the straight path.
Go back and cook.
Hey, this apron looks "camp".
Be serious! It suits you.
Alright, we got everything but the vault key.
Let me steal it.
What? Without me?
I think I can handle this.
Brother, I won't cause you any trouble.
But you lost one leg already.
I don't want you to lose an arm or your life.
What were you talking about?
Don't be so nosy.
When do you want children?
We thought about it, not till after this job through.
You want a boy or a girl?
Of course a boy.
But she wants a girl, easier to carry.
Did you think of a name?
If it's a boy - Joseph. If it's a girl - Sherry.
OK? Want me to be godfather?
Of course, who else?
But you'll have to come to the States.
We plan to settle over there.
Happy Birthday.
Beautiful cake!
Cherie made it for you.
Don't you remember today is your birthday.
Oh! yeah, how old am l?
36
Time sure goes by fast.
Close your eyes.
What for? Make a wish.
You're so fussy.
I told you there's no trick.
Lucky for you
The cake is delicious.
Thank you.
Hey, do you see him? Who?
He's the auction director, Stanley Wu.
He has the key, but don't know where he put it.
With Cherie's charm, we'll be able to find out soon.
What high praise.
James, can I dance with your wife?
Please. Listen for the key's noise.
Dad
Bringing Joe here is asking for trouble.
Just to gather together.
Don't worry, you'll get your painting.
You'll be responsible for him.
What are you doing here?
I come to see my son, What are you doing?
I come to see my son too.
It's time to work, be careful.
Mr. Wu. Hello.
I'm the representative ofthe L.A. Chinese Antique Association.
I'm keen on antique.
I know you are the auction director.
You must know a lot about antiques.
Well, actually I myself is an antique.
I want to do my thesis on Chinese culture and history.
Would you show me the way please?
James.
James, what are you doing here? Stealing again?
Hey, what's the hurry?
They're just having a good time.
Let's have a drink, come on.
Don't you two think it's time for a drink? Come on.
Have a drink with Papa. I got mine.
Take it, take it, come on.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Hey, something's going on there.
Hello, Control, it's time to work, can you hear me?
Hey man, I can hear you, no need to shout.
Don't make me deaf.
The guards are off, they haven't locked the electricity room.
I didn't think you're that good.
No wonder we're partners.
Don't forget I'll be with you.
Whenever you get lonely, I'll be the DJ in your ear.
Control, what's gotten into you. Are you possessed?
Don't worry... As soon as you get into the electricity room.
Don't panic, you'll see lots ofwires.
Once you find the switch, just switch it off.
Roger, the switch is off, what next?
You're not only smart, but intelligent too.
Now give me the model number, please.
JJ063, OK?
According to the computer, the red one is dangerous.
The blue one has the blues.
As for the yellow one,
can't cut that one, it's the sex one.
So which one do I cut?
The blue one, I hate the blues.
You got it.
I feel much better now.
Oh, I saw a road block, ifyou push the right 6 numbers.
You'll win the grand prize.
What numbers?
Hold on.
Easy, first a 6, then five 8's.
I used these numbers a lot, but they never won.
So I keep on trying.
Are you done yet, you one eyed trouser snake.
Done.
Yeah? I knew you could do it, Sherlock.
Next time, don't ask me if it's so easy.
Alright, whom should I ask?
I'd introduce you to Watson.
Hey, stop joking, let me listen to the vault.
Turn left to 32, right to 15
is it really this easy?
Turn left to 13, stop.
Yes
Now put your stethoscope
on the lower lock.
Then what?
How can a DJ stop talking?
You want to steal that painting?
I'm on the air now.
On the air?
Hello kids,
we have a riddle for you to solve.
Last riddle was: What room has no wall?
I'm going to tell you the answer now.
The answer is MUSH-ROOM.
Now for those who are not receiving us well,
because you're far away like the New Territories.
Please turn your radio to FM 80, FM 80.
Turn twice to get a clearer reception.
So what do we do now? Of course
we can't stop here. Must be riddle time again.
Today's riddle is: What's pink and hides in a strawberry patch?
Can you guess the answer?
Wait a bit, Bobo the clown will give you the answer.
That's all, bye.
You came just in time.
I'm helping H.K. Handicapped Children do a charity broadcast.
They're really cute.
I gotta go bleed the lizard, I'm lucky you're here.
Can you help me? I'll be right back.
Good thing you're not stealing the painting,
they changed the security system,
as soon as you lift the painting
the vault door will automatically lock.
Hello, Hi kids, I'm Bobo the clown.
Well kids, here's the answer to the riddle.
What's pink and hides in strawberry patches? A pink elephant.
Joe, are you there?
Hey hold it, don't move.
James...
Hold on.
Why didn't it explode? James, damn it.
Wrong connection.
James, are you alright, answer me.
James, don't scare me.
Damn, it's all connected.
James.
Thanks.
How come you have the keys? How come you're here?
You put the explosive here, so why did it explode on the other side?
Wrong socket.
Ifyou don't believe me,
I'll show you again.
I dare not, let's go.
Hey, I'm serious, get in, I'll show you.
Did you see them?
Yeah
Are they people or ghost?
People.
Let me head butt it.
Change position.
I head butt it.
Jump!
Please grant me a bomb to kill this kid.
Not again?
After war, time of peace come upon us.
Super.
Dad, you didn't sleep all night?
How could l? Where's my painting?
With me, ifyou want it,
give me 30 million for it.
You bastard, how can you talk to your dad like that?
I don't want to talk family bullshit,
Iet's talk business.
OK, how do you want it?
Come to my place.
Where to now?
Japan, States, wherever you want to go.
Really? I hope you won't leave me standing again.
We'll come pick you up as soon as we're finished.
Dear, you be at Clear Water Bay pier.
You better!
Dad.
Son, where's the painting?
What happened to us?
What's wrong?
I'll never forget you raised me, it's engraved in my heart!
James, I know you are very filial, I just want my painting.
I'll give you the painting, but you have to let us go.
That painting is my life,
ifyou give it back to me, I'll let you go.
You're so kind, thanks for giving us freedom.
Especially this chance.
The money?
I raised both ofyou, but I never thought you turn out so cruel.
I'll exterminate you.
No please.
Joe.
It's bullet proof vest, so what?
Nothing, but aren't you limped?
If I weren't limp, you won't be with me.
If I weren't limp, when I came back, dad would have killed me.
Did I made you cry and sad?
What about Cherie?
I'll explain to her.
Where's dad?
You bastard, where's the real painting?
Kill him, don't spoil the painting.
Dizzy? Yes
You want to buy any insurance?
Go to hell!
Black Jack. The banker win.
So many Ace, you must have AIDS.
Not as many as you. I'll check for you.
Shit, you spoil my best suit.
It's corrosive fluid. I drank the corrosive fluid.
Call the ambulance.
I asked you not to play with fire.
Call the fire truck.
Go. What do you want, dad?
Get the painting! But it's wired.
Go on.
Upstairs! Put it out, it's gone, it's gone.
The painting is gone, put it out.
Put it out, put it out, oh, no!
Dad, is that painful?
Take a rest.
Let me help you.
You two want to kill me, not so easy.
Papa.
Alright, alright.
Go and talk to dad for a while.
All movies have the bad guys caught at the end.
This movie is no exception.
Smile, hey.
Don't move. You intend to leave like this?
We caught him forjustice.
And your wish come true, what's the point of staying?
Clean this mess up first.
What do you mean?
I'm a police officer.
I can't let you go, that's illegal.
I can't do this.
Patricide is punishable by death.
Yeah, die young.
Huh, alright, that's enough out ofyou two.
I close my eyes.
Hit him.
Alright, here I go.
OK.
Don't hit the forehead. Hit the temple.
OK, here I go.
Get ready. It'll hurt.
They're gone already, dumb jerks.
Cherie.
James, where's Joe?
Cherie.
Honey bunch.
You can walk?
If I'm limping, how can I run away?
Ah, so you lied to me, you bastard.
Alright, enough.
You're in a rush, I got nothing for you.
Except for this fruit cake, bye.
Aren't we leaving together?
Right, didn't we say we'll always be together.
James, well, not exactly.
Every good thing has to end some time.
In fact, I prefer travelling alone, footloose and carefree.
Take good care of Cherie.
What do you mean?
Take care.
What do we do?
I'm leaving, I wish you all the best.
Joe.
Yes, well, what do you want?
We don't mean you must stay.
But don't you think a promise must be kept.
What did I promise?
You promised to be godfather to our kids, remember?
That was a long time ago.
Well, Cherie is pregnant now. Hey, stop that.
Mustn't forget the condoms!
Are you coming?
Sure you don't want to come.
Alright, cast off.
Stop, wait for me.
So where is the painting?
Back home.
Yes!
Go to work.